The Long Commute: A Dog-Leg on the Map: An Explanation

Sunday 2 January 2011

A Dog-Leg on the Map: An Explanation

My sister’s family are foregathering at the family holiday house in Uruguay. A global convergence: arrivals coming in from Miami and New York, from Scotland and India, from Los Andes and Misiones. The dispersal will be just as great a scattering. We’ve reached San Juan and decided to have a break, join the gathering, and sit on the beach. It’s a bus to BsAs, a ferry to Montevideo, then a further bus to Maldonado.

The Conspirators

The Navigator: forager, bean counter and now editor. Best observed when at the checkout, flicking through a dross of coinage from four countries. Understood to have been educated in the mid-70s in NE England before being promoted to a tertiary education in Aberdeen. Executed a u-turn out of science and into self-employed accountancy before landing the dream job as a Steward for Historic Scotland. Came to adventure cycling after having been dragged around as a spousal brake on one too many of Scotland's Munros.

The Chronicler: sometime cook and bike guard. Best observed outside supermarkets or women's underwear shops, avoiding eye contact with over-interested poky-fingered little boys. Emerged out of a Glasgow education in the early 70s then to Aberdeen and a diploma in Agriculture. Picked daffodils, dug potatoes, milked cows, planted trees, cut lettuces, drove JCBs. Came to cycling after running out of Munros.

You understand the charges that have been placed before you? This is one of the worst cases that has ever come before my court. You have wilfully and wantonly flaunted the traditions of this country. You have shown flagrant disrespect for the mores of our society. Not only have you offended on this occasion, but there are a further 6 counts against you, all in the last 10 years. I find your behaviour reprehensible. You are both serial offenders. On all these occasions you have avoided Christmas, and worse, escaped the Scottish winter. How do you plead?

The Long Commute

Sunday 2 January 2011

A Dog-Leg on the Map: An Explanation

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