Thursday 5 December 2013

Advert to the Universe.

WANTED.....COMPETENT COMPOSER....

To compose a new auto alarm tune to replace the world dominating ten-part disharmony that pollutes the globe. This is a unique commission that will give maximum exposure for a new and emergent composer. You're globalised creation has the potential for exessive sales, and yet to be ignored by every law enforcement officer and civilian by-stander from Nome, Alaska to Ushuaia, Argentina.

Entrants should sent their initial manuscripts to The Muzak Corp. Planet Zog, and marked for the attention of ' The Irritating and Superfluous Noise Dept'. ref. Planet Earth. Org.

Remuneration will be by direct payment based on a total sales basis and in our usual choice of currencies. Wire Coat Hangers (Wch) or Road Traffic Cones (Rtc).